I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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