I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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