i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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