is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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