Your dad touched me again.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dignity is for republicans.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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