everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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