I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
and she was petting her beer can
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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