her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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