My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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