At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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