her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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