oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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