Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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