i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
only you would photoshop your dick
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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