There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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