There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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