No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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