Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
