Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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