I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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