You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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