Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sober January is a disaster.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I want a musical about memes.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
