Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My vagina is very pro this idea
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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