at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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