so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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