i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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