Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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