A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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