where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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