u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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