nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
