I feel great
I just peed on a car
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
