Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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