great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Rumble strips road head = magical
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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