Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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