I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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