what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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