Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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