My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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