YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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