hotel room ftw
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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