Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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