I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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