Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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