What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I need water and some morals
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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