You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm at about main and main street
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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