"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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