IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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