As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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