I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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