If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
