You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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