No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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