conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Your penis caused this!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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