Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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